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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
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pantelis

a weirdo little shite who is really short but can be funny. he can be really immature but can be a good person sometimes. he knows he shouldn't be doing a lot of stuff he does, but he does it anyway to look cool. usually he acts like a wannabe redneck and is stupid.
"damn janet was really acting like a little wannabe redneck superstar today. what a pantelis"
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Manda Fancy Pants

Manda is supreme fancy, and noone/thing can be fancier. that is all.
Manda Fancy Pants: There are none. you can not reach this level of fanciness even if you tried.
by mrbistro November 16, 2010
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burnt up pissy pants

When your little brother pisses his pants and doesn't tell anyone and tries to dry the over a fire.
Zack how did you get those burnt up pissy pants they smell like shit.
by RodgerDangus February 27, 2017
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Pants-a-phobia

The fear of randomly being pantsed in public
Honcho wears 3 layers of pants because he has pants-a-phobia.
by Dwillcbk October 2, 2022
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pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!
by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024
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Scrafty pants

Scrafty uses his scrafty pants to show off
by Tiktok publishers May 24, 2023
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