muffin

my beautiful baby kitty. perfect in every way, shape and form

muffin has never done a thing wrong

by skeleboy June 10, 2025

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Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

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When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

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Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022

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sussy muffin

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin

Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.

by anonymous December 20, 2022

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