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Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.
Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
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Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.
Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !
by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024
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Muffin

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person
by Peninsula_69 August 9, 2024
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Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.
“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”
by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025
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Muffin Heeler

Muffin Heeler is a character from Bluey, more specifically Bluey's younger cousin notorious for her tantrums and who can't say "R" or "L" sounds.
by Minecrafter Pictures October 31, 2025
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steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.
“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”
by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025
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Chuzz Muffin

A really ugly annoying bitch. 9/10 named Sydney.
Guy 1: Yo that bitch sydney is a chuzz muffin
Guy 2: Ong
by MysteriousMarmot November 11, 2025
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