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Hard R

A mentally handicapped male with a large erection.
by nixxx420 March 26, 2025
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hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn
He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.
by Dann326 June 10, 2019
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Try-hard

Originally (before the internets), someone that has stuff to prove to everyone while no one cares. A lot of efforts to blow a fart. With the internets : someone that will go above and beyond for some stupid crap no one cares about.
That TRY-HARD Jack wanted to film his cave exploring and now he's rotting face down in a pile of dirt below for ever when he had a wife and two kids.
by Spyan March 6, 2024
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Fart Hard

Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"

I hope you understand :)
Example:

Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:

GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN
by Aunty Joey July 22, 2021
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Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity
"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"
by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025
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Hard Arnie

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?
by El ritardo July 12, 2018
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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024
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