Michael himself is the goat he overrules Salma bawalsa and Husam baloula and Faisal sallakh as the best person in IAA everyone wants to be like him becuase hes amazing and good at everything and taught michael jordan how to play basketball and taught ronaldo how to play football and taught mohammad ali how to box.
by maya toubeh November 4, 2021

by Beardless James December 26, 2020

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

Future Congressman of TN01
by SeaPancakes July 22, 2022

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.
Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!
by 423042 October 7, 2021

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
