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Groupy Sock

An old Groupy's vagina that has been used up and run through so many times it is now dried up and crusty like an old gym sock.
A lead guitarist of an 80s rock band told his buddies about a groupy he was going to bang but didn't because she had a groupy sock in her pants.
by Fahq Hoff January 6, 2026
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Burning the Sock

Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.

Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.
"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"
by Scrumdiddly Daddily Doo January 21, 2025
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Sock

What's more than one snake called? Oh, that's a sock of snakes.
by Tweakn420 January 22, 2025
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Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.
Oh man i found my old battle sock.
by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
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Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation
Oh hey I found my old battle sock.
by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
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Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.
by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025
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