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Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.
"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."
by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012
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Social Experiment

A polite way to explain pulling douchey pranks on random people. Often on YouTube has (GONE WRONG) on the title to clickbait.
(Social Experiment)
What they say: hey guys lets go do some social experiments.
What they mean: lets go annoy random people on the street.
by RadioGum May 22, 2017
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A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.
A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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Social Wreck

When someone ruins their reputation online using reckless social media posting.
Sgt. Gary Stein of the U.S. Marines got into a Social Wreck: he was given an "other-than-honorable" discharge from the Marines because he posted critical comments about his boss, U.S. Military Commander in Chief, U.S. President Obama, on his Facebook page.
by Kapuso September 28, 2012
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ludicrous socials

she was like a coked space monkey
we did doo doo fairy until she said
come to my kill box little flaker boy
and basically she realized fam k'no
She picked up some arnus at one of those ludicrous socials and realized his DNA was not enough flake for her ritualamily. Somehow it was His fault when He said no too though. He punked his wogs before birth and ran away anyways, at LUDICROUS SPEED!
by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025
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social majority

noun

all members of the common class within the social group.
All members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.
by Baron Neville April 18, 2018
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socially restarted

A misspelled attempt to say socially retarded, first seen in the bio of a tinder user describing the kind of man who should swipe left on their profile.
I'm not into guys that can't hold a decent conversation. So if you're socially restarted. Swipe left.
by FAFODownUnder September 23, 2023
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