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Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
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Social Perogie

A Social Perogie is someone who thinks that their peers/friends like them and respect them, but in reality their peers only pretend to like them and actually do not enjoy their presence.
Jimothy: “Oh jeez, Michael’s here.”
Fonald: “Man, we have to stop pretending we like him or else he’ll keep coming over.”
Jimothy: “He’s a Social Perogie.”
by WebstersRafbot June 19, 2024
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Social experiment

The act of harassing a person or group of people, whilst recording their reactions in order to explore social norms and behaviour. Such recordings are often uploaded to the well known scientific journal: "YouTube".

Not to be confused with trolling or pranking.
It's just a social experiment trying to shed light on how people react when I eat their food without asking.
by AnythingGoesIfItsAnExperiment December 1, 2017
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tap social

A revolutionary mobile application that has taken the dating and social networking world by storm. This app is a game-changer, set to annihilate all competitors with its unparalleled features. TAP Social is the epitome of what a social app should be: completely free, devoid of inactive users, and providing the ultimate convenience with instant matches at the tap of a button, eliminating the need for tedious swiping. It's a digital haven for those seeking genuine connections and meaningful interactions, leaving all other apps in its dust.
Bruh, would you swipe that ass? Of course not! So get on TAP Social and tap now, you're welcome.
by Tapsocial October 13, 2023
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Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".
"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"
by Civilis August 19, 2018
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Maverick Social Club

Hey Lucille I hear Maverick Social Club are playing Water Rats tonight.

Lets fucking go and see them.
by Reverendgeronimoflash January 9, 2019
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Social media

A word that only boomers use to Reference reference the internet. Like thomas windram!
In my day social media didn’t exist! We played in the streets.
by Mr.dine June 11, 2020
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