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potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato
Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."
by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023
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Potato

A Fun insult for your friend. Or anyone.
Wow, Maddison is a #potato lol.
by Akenf June 24, 2019
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The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
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banish the potato

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash
oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!
by smackmommy May 10, 2018
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bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.
1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.
by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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Potato

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by Gunboi With A Gun And Gunboi February 1, 2021
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