I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

I'm Spiderman

I'm a trans gay man

Mom, I'm spiderman

by Urmeow July 17, 2023

I'M I'M I'M

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

"I'M I'M I'M!!! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER" The Wise Words Of Spongebob

by Dimeind November 21, 2023

I'm not taking that

A phrase mentioned when somebody gets disrespected to the fucking ground by somebody else so much that the person saying the phrase mentions that if the person getting disrespected were them, they would beat the disrespectful person's ass.

"Mark just got his whole crib shot up. Me personally, I'm not taking that

by YouDontWantThis August 15, 2023

I'm zee

"I'm zee" means sorry, but will be followed by a punishment. If you say "Im zee" then there is a chance you will get a beating from someone who you are apologizing to. This is used mostly on Long Island and parts of NYC and New Jersey.

Person 1: "I'm zee, jimmy, i spilled your water!"
Person 2: "Wow! you're gonna get a beating tonight!"

by Billyorangejuice May 31, 2018

I'm Bored

Go fuck yourself

Person 1: Hey can you define I'm Bored for me?
Person 2: Go fuck yourself

by Octyn July 20, 2022

I'm no daw

Another way to say I'm not stupid, I didn't come down the last shower.

Person1: did ya hear Mary down to road won the euromillions.
Person2: come off it. I'm no daw, we all know mary, wouldn't spare a penny for any of that nonsense

by Irish.is.always.right July 23, 2025