Michael

He loves da cuddles and da kisses and da sweepy time

i <3 (.) (.)

Da cuddles for da bby Michael

by MeNoLike Sweepy time January 12, 2021

Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!

Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!

by gorked February 22, 2024

Michael Marlowe

Biggest Vape God On The Earth

You might vape but you're not as good as Michael Marlowe

by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.

"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."

by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025

Michael

Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.

Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.

by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022