Granola Dick

A lumpy penis typically caused by some form of sexually transmitted infection.

Trent has a granola dick.

by JMGolden December 17, 2014

Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures

"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."

by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011

Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Dick Cloth

A washcloth used to wipe the cum and pussy juice off your dick and left on the bathroom sink after a wild session.

"Did I just use your dick cloth to wash my face?"

by Hank96816 August 11, 2009

limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

prickly dick

A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".

1. "Alex is being such a prickly dick lately."
2. "That was such a prickly dick move."

by ovenface420 December 4, 2009