A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.
by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022
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There are 101%chance your dad never came back
by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024
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by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020
Get the no dad mug.Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
Sad Dad "W-"
Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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by MinDATucker October 29, 2018
Get the dad squad mug.Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
Get the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. mug.A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.
The child usually plays this to their advantage.
The child usually plays this to their advantage.
'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'
'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'
'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
'yeh, guilty Dad'
'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'
'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010
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