Dad

A fictional character

Dad

by Mr. Spider GDRA February 8, 2024

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

Alam no dad

Fartherless child,no friends,emo,obsessed with. Abrar,deppresed,family left him ,poor,homless hass to give money go him,trash,Pakistani scammer

Alam no dad

by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019

Step dad

A person who fucks your mom and buys you gifts to seem less like a nigger jockey

Benard: yo i like to fuck my step dad
Niggerhater69ito7chminors: Nigger what?

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Dad

Some one who says he is going to get milk and never comes back

Dad: im going to get milk
Son:ok
Dad:*nevercomes home*

by NigerianSlaveTrader October 29, 2018

the mom and dad

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.

Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020