Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Porky dad

when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?

Damm zac is looking like a porky dad

by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019

Dad

The first real man in your life.
Strong, caring, motivating, selfless, one-of-a-kind.
He loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you, no matter what.
Also known as son's first hero and daughter's first love.

Person: Who's your favourite hero?
Me: Definitely my dad. He's so great.. supportive, loving, kind.

by xlovexchaosx March 20, 2021

No Dadded

When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.

GET NO DADDED FUCKER!
brooo i got no dadded at 100% health, what the fuck is this game?

by Phromes January 4, 2022

raisin dad

Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad

Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad

by Rachel Schindel May 27, 2019