Beating Spoon

The spoon used by an African mother to beat children who misbehave.

Mother: Come to the kitchen boy
Child: OH SHIT NOT THE BEATING SPOON AGAIN!

by J3sus is a homie March 7, 2021

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause

Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020

Hoing up the beats

Dancing really sluttily to house music

Guy: that girl Mia is dancing like a total slut

Guy 2: yeah she's totally hoing up the beats

by Bananaphoneuser1 August 20, 2016

Aase Beate

Aase Beate is a Swedish or Norwegian name. Mostly lady’s over 60 has the name Aase Beate. Is there a kid or teenager that is called Aase Beate she is probably shy, but smart. She is overthinking and is very stubborn, but she cares about others feelings and she’s insecure.

Guy 1: yo, hot a snap from Aase Beate?
Guy 2: who’s that?

by Solveig Trobak December 9, 2021

Meet n' Beat

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.

Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?

by TuckerTrash25 May 1, 2017

To beat dead meat

The act of doing something useless. Can also be a reference to erectile dysfunction

"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"

"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"

by CapObvvvious May 6, 2017