Your bro a hoe

The ultimate come back better even than your sister a mister and everything else. When is is used it is even immune to no u. After use some catastrophic even always come usually resulting in extinction of multiple species.

John: your mom gay
Peter: your dad lesbian
John: no u
Peter: really, your granny tranny
John: your gramp a tramp
Peter: don’t make me do it

John: you don’t have shit
Peter: your sister a mister
John: pussy shit
Peter: what do you have
John: don’t make me do it
Peter: DO IT PUSSY
John: your bro a hoe
*peters eyes roll back and his nose starts bleeding; he falls to his knees and explodes*
*the moon crashes into the ocean*

by keil_neuhoff May 13, 2018

bung your boose

To insert a pretzel stick into someone else's urethra (The hole in the tip of your cock)

Bob "Hey Daniel, can I bung your boose?"

Daniel "No way dude I'm not into that kind of shit!"

by Cheeky Boi August 5, 2016

Your lie in april

Your lie in April (Shigatsu wa kimi no uso) is an anime about a pianist named Kousei Arima who does not have the will the play after his mother's death. The notes on the sheet music seem to disappear and he can not hear the notes of the piano even though his hearing is completely fine. Kousei hasn't touched the piano since 2 years back until he meets a violinist named Kaori Miyazono, who changes his life. Kaori pushes Kousei to play by putting him in piano contests. Kousei's mother forced him to play every note written on the page and beat him. He realizes he loves Kaori, but Kaori already loves his best friend, Watari. While performing together at a contest, Kaori faints and is hurried to the hospital. She gets a risky surgery done so she can have at least one more chance to play with Kousei. While Arima plays in the finals, Kaori's spirit plays with him and he realizes she had died in the surgery. Her parents give Kousei a letter from Kaori that says she's in love with Kousei since she was five and she never liked Watari. It also said Kaori used to play piano but switched to violin so that she could duet with Kousei one day. It said she was aware that she was about to die. Your lie in April is a very good musical anime and I recommend it.

Person 1: dude your lie in april is such a good anime

Person 2: ikr

by billieeilishhhh December 22, 2020

God as Your Doorkeeper

When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.

Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?

by MathPlus November 10, 2021

A demon at your door

This phrase describes real but typically imagined threats which occur most often at night.

If there is a demon at your door, by morning he won't be there anymore!

by I, Wreckerrr July 22, 2021

blackpink in your area

Iconic phrase created and popularized by the legendary South Korean girl group BlackPink.

The music video started with Jennie saying the group's iconic phrase, blackpink in your area.

by streamfakelovebybts June 21, 2018

get on your zoom

To urge someone divert their attention or energy towards something of greater importance or relevance.

This is a popular saying used mostly by TikTok users. In 2020, TikToker QueenZieLocTheVoice recorded a video of her urging her daughter to wake up from sleeping in and log into her virtual Zoom class. She then mentioned that if she didn’t log in she would have her mother in trouble with Truancy. Thus, people on TikTok began using the sound from that video in their own videos to signify the urge to divert focus on important things instead of non-important things.

My sister keeps asking me if she should go back to her ex. I told her “You gotta get on your Zoom and stop going back to that toxic mess.”

I don’t want to go to work today but let me go ahead and get on my Zoom.

You got to get on your Zoom and start getting serious about your workouts.

by Díaz June 28, 2023