Two Mice in a Warm Sock

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

by Jaydub1001 March 08, 2011

forty two pounds of sand

when your cat eats forty two pounds of sand

dude he just ate forty two pounds of sand and died 😭😭😭

by flushed emoji 😳 June 10, 2022

two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away

by airdrawndagger December 08, 2004

Two Fingers Like A Player

a term very difficult to describe, due to its diverse usage. only truely understood using examples.

i'll see you later, two fingers like a playa.

what's the time?
two fingers like a playa

by madd dogg May 22, 2003

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

The Dunkadelic Two-guard that has size ( 6'6 to 6'8 ) and strength can also play the Dunkadelic Sm. Forward posistion. The players who can play both the 2 and 3 ( Sm. Forward ) are known as a Dunkadelic Swingman. The Swing player is generally one of the most explosive players in the game of basketball today.

Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, and Paul Pierce are premiere Dunkadelic Swingman in the NBA. LeBron and Kobe are the 2 best.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 24, 2005

Two girls one cup

The undisputed "Sexiest Internet Video".
Two girls one cup contians to female pornography stars defacating in each others mouths.

The video caused much controversy due to it's extreme graphic content. ;)

Guy1: Hey man can you chill tonight?

Guy2: Nah man, I've been feeling lonley lately so I'm gonna go "do the busting" to Two girls one cup

by Elefeonte July 23, 2009

two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

by Phatal August 30, 2003