spreads like butter

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.

“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”

by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017

penut butter vibes

Good feelings when you're happy.

Feeling you get when you're high.

When I was out with my friends last night I could feel the penut butter vibes.

When I took a hit of Mark's blunt, it gave me some penut butter vibes.

by Giant_bitch December 27, 2015

buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.

Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.

by 82BU November 3, 2015

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

Butter your pancake

To fuck someone up the ass.

Would you like me to butter your pancake behind the school later?

by BAM [it's me] September 26, 2008

peanut butter slap

When you put peanut butter on your hand and slap a guy on the face leaving a handprint of peanut butter. Invented by Andy Milonakis.

Vasily got me mad so I peanut butter slapped him while he was jacking off.

by DenisK August 18, 2007