Fart Wake

The trail of odor that clings to your pants after a pungent fart. The more powerful the fart wake, the longer the invisible cape of stink billowing behind.

"Don't walk behind me Thomas - you're right in the slipstream of my fart wake."

by lowercase_dave February 4, 2009

soft fart

A fart which comes out the anus which has no sound,like a blow of air from your ass (Generally Smelly)

John: Oh man i just left a soft fart
Peter: *faints*

by TheKingIsHere234 June 8, 2016

Heart Fart

a temporary period of disconnecting from the thoughts and ideas of the mind, allowing the feelings of the heart to spill forth during communication, without filter or measure.

I really want to let you know how I truly feel, so allow me to Heart Fart for a few minutes.

by PHW111 August 4, 2017

bullet fart

A sequence of repetitive farts.

Guy one: "Oh shit! Is someone shooting a machine gun?!?"

Guy two: "No, that's just Quan setting off some bullet farts."

by Fngrfkr April 25, 2014

Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.

The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)

by bob beeflips November 16, 2011

Fart can

Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.

Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!

Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.

by roadrnr78 August 10, 2017

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016