Duck nugget

A duck nugget (although seems to be made out of duck) is a large chicken-nugget-like chunk of food. Which food? Why, moosen of course!!!(see moosen) The reason the creator of this Antarctican delicacy named it this, nobody knows (or, really) wants to.

Enjoy....
Wow, this duck nugget is dummy thick! How can I mow the lawn with it?
by DuckNuggetsScreechingAtMidnig October 18, 2019
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JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024
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Duck Catcher

A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.
Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.
by Kevin Eric Sun May 24, 2015
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duck slough

Man, she let me duck slough on her face.
I just duck sloughed in my pants.
by Kuh-RIS January 29, 2024
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Duck Dick

He keeps standing in front of me with that duck Dick.
by Amschel February 19, 2025
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my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
by gh1 May 20, 2018
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Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.
“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”
by Jeff1801 July 28, 2017
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