Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

Homie Sandwich

When you and and your homie DP a girl between you.

Sam: “Yo wanna make a Homie Sandwich with yo girl?”

Josh: “Sure thing my homie!”

by Homiesexual135 February 7, 2022

Oil Sandwich

Sandwich with Oil it is very epic to eat for breakfeast and very healthy similar to semen sandwiches and cement sandwiches (epic)

Oh I liked eating my oil sandwich this morning !

by astra fujiwara March 22, 2021

Compliment sandwich

A complement sandwich is when you have a negative thing to tell someone, but you sandwich it between two complements.

My boss came up to me today and said "I love your tie! You suck at your job. Great catch at the softball game!"

Thanks for the compliment sandwich, jerk.

by MacPherson McFly July 1, 2021

The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.

Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.

by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012

Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.

That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020