Used to describe the action of tying a knot around another's’ balls, and climbing onto their back and thrusting your penis into their butthole.
This was Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon, and Youngcinamon
This was Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon, and Youngcinamon
by Eansolo April 27, 2024

Logan was sitting on the toilet while step sis Charis walked in to the scene and they started having a violent and aggressive log ride.
by Log rider January 2, 2025

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.
Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.
by iceman196 May 19, 2024

When one (male) puts a crown around his dick and puts one of the arches right next to the penis and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
by thatoneguy713 September 25, 2012

When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.
Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.
by iceman196 May 19, 2024

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
