pimp my ride

to pimp ones gf

i pimp my ride to get beer money

by respektYo August 19, 2022

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

Riding the Ghost Whip

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy

Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!

by Urban Ghost August 20, 2019

Sorrow Ride

Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it

o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride

by Rave05 August 19, 2008

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew

by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022

J6 Ride

Banging a liberal broad from behind and whispering "MAGA for Life" in her ear and try to keep your dick inside of her for 6 seconds.

I found a chick on this dating site and her profile stated "No MAGA". I ended up taking her out and we got frisky in the back of my truck. When I entered her doggy style I whispered in her ear "MAGA for Life!". As she bucked and tried to get me out of her liberal birth canal I held on for 6 seconds yelling "GIMME THAT J6 RIDE!!"

by PornoMatt August 18, 2025