internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language

Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL

by Dulluie September 30, 2010

Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

Manda Fancy Pants

Manda is supreme fancy, and noone/thing can be fancier. that is all.

Manda Fancy Pants: There are none. you can not reach this level of fanciness even if you tried.

by mrbistro November 16, 2010

Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

pants

1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.

Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face

by Jelloflava July 31, 2008