american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.
I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.
by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023
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American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".
Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
by Jerry Batsford July 30, 2022
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American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.
Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.
by Parallax266 December 06, 2022
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sounds like an american mom

typically referring to milf, u probably sound hot, like HOT. people would just literally cream listening to your voice
"bro, she sounds like an american mom!"

"bet she's smoking hot"
by doodleboi May 08, 2022
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Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 04, 2022
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American Trio

A coffee, water, and alcoholic beverage that are consumed in the same sitting. Typically the beverages are sipped in no particular order such that one can hydrate, caffeinate, and pregame simultaneously
I was tired and thirsty before going out on Friday night so I decided to pregame with an American Trio.
by Studio 95 April 09, 2022
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American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.
Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.
by RNBWkitty March 24, 2016
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