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round house ninja

A name given to a person who is so fluent in the use of the round house kick that he/she can use it in virtually any circumstance, and has mastered every aspect of the round house kick.
He's a round house ninja, I saw him take down three people with a single kick.
by Ushinawa Tamashi August 6, 2011
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Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets
That dude's a ninja.
by pedant5 August 17, 2011
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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
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ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
by FATALATOR November 21, 2011
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Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.
"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"
by Mermaidmagic October 14, 2011
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ninja

stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands
That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja
by tennis ball kate October 18, 2011
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Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
by Floppy jack October 21, 2011
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