Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

Max

A creature of the simulation that just spawns

Bruh max where the fuck did you come from.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.

“That Max got no chat girl”

“Max is gone in 60 seconds”

by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021

Max M

Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.

ShitMax M is coming run he’ll give you gay faggot syndrome

by Josh’s should s b December 23, 2019

Max

Max is always an awesome friend no matter what, he's always nice and will never make you feel bad

I have the best friend ever, his name is Max

by Astro90041 May 28, 2022

Max and theo

Just married

Yo did max and theo get married
Yeah but i wasn't there

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.

Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?

by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022