hung like a baby

to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born

Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*

by Jake "Pouch" August 17, 2005

dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.

Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.

by Nick April 14, 2004

I don't like

As in dislike, denial, or hatred of something or someone

I don't like how Gabriel treated me at school today...

by Yeyeyeydychd May 19, 2021

I like this one

An overly used comment that is posted on almost everyone who is a myspace whore's picture. This comment has been used so much that it is a cliche.

Anyone who posts this comment should rot in the fiery pits of hell.

some emo fag posted this comment under one of my pics. "I like this one".

They'll die for that...

by Nick A. March 19, 2005

smell like money

1. The achievement of the ultimate level of freshness where everything one does generates revenue.
2. To actually smell like US currency.

Three Six Mafia speaks on how they smell like money on the song "Smell Like Money"

I look, I feel, I smell like money.

Ay that mayne is a bawss. And he smell like money. I admire him greatly.

by The Mayne October 29, 2007

hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.

Big D is hung like a horse

by the reformingfranker12 March 10, 2012

Like My Penis

"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing

by CATday August 3, 2011