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A large country village next door to Corby (worst place in the UK), its a magical place where you find dolphins, rainbows and elephants with yellow ears. The locals are very welcoming, unless you are from another race, they only breed with other locals, i.e there uncles, cousins, sisters and brothers. There are many local pubs full of farmers and drunks. There is only one shop, and a religious cafe aka halla halleluighas. There is a dark alleyway on the main street of Gretton, which is occupied by the COCAINE BADGER! this alleyway is to be avoided at all times, unless you have 20 grams of coke.
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Gretton by Grettoner April 14, 2010
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Ghettoplex 

A nickname for the only privately owned movie theater in Manassas, VA. The seats are torn, the screen is flimsy, and the film is scratched. They also don't re-stock their candy very often.

But $4.50 Thursdays are great!
Man, I don't want to pay $10.00 at the AMC, let's go to the Ghettoplex instead!
Ghettoplex by IamLindsey July 16, 2010

Ghettoasis 

A safe and pleasant dwelling within a low-income neighborhood. Often characterized by friendly inhabitants, decent curb appeal and incredibly low rent.
Although the area is not the safest, Ben lives in a Ghettoasis. We should hang out there.
Ghettoasis by BJSR July 13, 2011

Ghettrocious

The act of being ghetto and scandalous. Being overly loud in a public place, making dramatic unnecessary scenes.
1. Lawrence is so ghettrocious!
2. Stop being so ghettrocious!!
3. Yolanda was so ghettrocious in the deli yesterday.
Ghettrocious by Arijaknic November 5, 2012

GhettoMart 

The Walmart located on Elm street in Erie Pennsylvania on the East side of the city.
You should have seen all the junkies shoplifting at GhettoMart, Erie’s east side is getting wild!
GhettoMart by FaintRush December 31, 2019

Ghettoracer 

High performance driving instructor that drives student's cars carelessly around a track not thinking about the possibility of crashing
"Ghettoracer was droving my car and because of his spider senses, he was able to save it from spinning on coolant."
Ghettoracer by notghettoracer January 20, 2005

Ghettology 

The art of being ghetto. Making short cuts, that may not seem to work but do indeed work. For example, lifting a 500 pound engine with zip ties. Wiring up a car with house wire.
In order to make a 240 sx a skyline, you have to earn a degree in ghettology.
Ghettology by Dominic H. April 27, 2004