full on ostrich

Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.

Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.

Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.

by Adversative March 18, 2014

going full albuquerque

another way to say "go crazy"

"sorry bro i was going full albuquerque" "ahhh"

by trainfan March 8, 2025

Full Liquor Bar!

A bar according to GrayStillPlays . Something every sim needs

Hey Spleens! It's a Full Liquor Bar!

by jwozcode123 October 11, 2023

Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Full Jackson

Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"

Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?

Max: A full Jackson.

Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.

by Puckstopper92 February 3, 2022