practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

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Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.

"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"

by kekbab January 15, 2020

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free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

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Rent free

A fan of the University of Kentucky

Jack: remember that one time when we beat yall

Marquis: man we live rent free in y’all’s heads

by NoLimitSean78 October 30, 2023

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Free Birding an Intersection

When a driver accelerates through a yellow light knowing full well that shit will turn red before they get in the intersection. If done properly, the driver will end up running a red light.

Often, passengers will scream "FREE BIIIIIIRD!" for the duration of the intersection.

See also: Pennsylvania Left, Pittsburgh Left

"Dude I nearly died today, some jagoff was Free Birding an Intersection during rushour!"
"No way, was that the 3 car pileup at North and Main?"
"No, that guy was making a Pennsylvania Left."

by lordg52 June 9, 2022

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