1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.
by chunghwa October 24, 2023

Da real GBABY is a wonderful person, who is fine asf , smart asl , and is with all the shits, and nice but don’t test they gangsta
by Gang4l March 6, 2022

Doesn't exist.
Sarah:She's a real friend
(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her
by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

by Seventeen thirty eight December 1, 2016

by CleverLeo202 November 19, 2022

What you expect when you finish climbing a 2000+ feet peak and begin the 7 kilometer trek back down to enjoy some of that Kukke Subramanya style sambar rice with pickle.
Person 1: Yo how long this trek gon' take?
Person 2: Chill dawg, we got real battarmane hours waiting for us at the base camp.
person 1: *cooms*
Person 2: Chill dawg, we got real battarmane hours waiting for us at the base camp.
person 1: *cooms*
by BiddagaruStyle January 18, 2022
