Sea cream 

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

Sea cream by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

Nasal Cream 

A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.

I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine

Nasal Cream by The pigeon of doom June 5, 2020

strawberry cream 

a gingers seamen

girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️

strawberry cream by j3nnuzzle August 15, 2020

ice cream 

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

ice cream by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Steamed Cream by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

ice cream 

Blackpink's new MV back in August:

Ice cream chillin chillin~
Ice cream chillin~🎶

"I love BLACKPINK's new MV called "ice cream" with Selena! Best collaboration ever! :)"

"Wow! Did you listen to the song? How was it?"

ice cream by UV:) September 11, 2020

sour cream king 

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

sour cream king by shel03 September 21, 2020