Max

A person who has never been heard to ask

Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask”

by Bamnoodled January 14, 2020

Doom Maxing

The act of holding back thoughts of doom in ones mind until the very end of the day, finally letting it all out, sometimes unable to sleep.

The wife is not too happy with me, i have been Doom Maxing a lot lately and haven't been getting much sleep.

by fro99er July 15, 2024

Anita Max Wynn

Drake's Alter Ego
Drake: This is my alter ego... Anita Max Wynn Anita Max Wynn

This is my alter ego... Anita Max Wynn Anita Max Wynn

by RizzLord69 February 13, 2024

Max

A creature of the simulation that just spawns

Bruh max where the fuck did you come from.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Max Bastian

Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches

“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”

by Jasper the great March 7, 2025

Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max won't stop bothering me!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

Max's Delicatessen

The greatest sandwich store in the US. Home of the greenwich and filler of all stomaches. Max Blank, the founder and deli master of this chain is so amazing and so hot that he is a legend. He makes the greatest sandwiches in all the land and should be bowed down to whenever seen.

I went to Max's Delicatessen and will never be hungry again. (This supports the claim that Max Blank can end world hunger.)
S

by Tmoney-albumdrops08 August 12, 2007