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Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos
Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.
by BoredDad May 14, 2022
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Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

You can always hear when it's a banana you are talking with, you just have to say "We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are banana nation" and if they say it with you, you know it's a banana
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?

Guy 1: *kills himself*

Guy 2: Banana.
by Psycho banana🍌 February 18, 2017
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Stephen banana

Stephens with a ‘PH’ always love a good suck of a banana.Not only dose he love eating banana but loves to show off his skills to his friends.
That guy over there is really giving it a “Stephen banana”
by Stephen banana April 14, 2021
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Banana squirrel

That one girl in the group who sleeps around and hoards men-so her girlfriends can't have them. Similar to the way a squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.
Damn it! Tiffany knew I was so into Dave and she just swooped in and banged him just so I couldn't have him! That bitch is such a banana squirrel!
by Zss1990 January 27, 2017
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Kris Get The Banana

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"
by 7568ino January 1, 2024
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banana bang bob

Banana bang Bob creates nukes with bananas
by Word clout May 24, 2021
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Jana banana

Jana is the main name but we call her banana cause she's cute, hot, and everything you can imagine that girl is it like the amount of times you'd remember with her the hours probably add more than how much you've ever slept cause she's always got your back, she's a special kind of banana everyone's fav she's so underrated these types of bananas are so super hard to find because there's only one special one in the world and thats her <3
"I miss jana banana sm 😔🥺.."
"gyatt damn jana banana is finnee"
by marz.ca August 18, 2023
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