by Kuals February 19, 2022
Get the Exoticus dragonmug. It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.
by muddydragon June 14, 2025
Get the Muddy Dragonmug. Have you SEEN this!?
Hym "Four Dragons Eat The Sun is the title of this video from China where the clouds look like four dragons that are all flying towards the sun! It's crazy! What!? That is wild! There is no way that is real!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2025
Get the Four Dragons Eat The Sunmug. When you crush up an extremely hot chip and ram rods the crumbs down your urethra. The only way to get relief is to cum it out like a shotgun.
Bro did you hear about your friend? He did the dragons breath in his girl and ended up in the hospital.
by Chinesebatsoup December 16, 2024
Get the Dragons breathmug. Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022
Get the Cougar & Dragonmug. The third and final enemy of Beowulf, one of the earliest known works of fiction.A fire drake measuring 50 ft (15 m) long. The dragon guards a lair filled with piles of priceless treasure. Its heavy body blocks daylight from reaching the armor, goblets, jewels, coins, and golden swords it hoards deep in the cave. Whenever someone steals a golden cup from its lair, the dragon rampages through the countryside, burning every home in Geatland and terrifying villagers. Only Beowulf, King of the Geats, can stop the dragon.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018
Get the Beowulf's Dragonmug. 