touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

by dickscrambler February 03, 2016

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sore muffin

Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"

Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."

Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"

by SweetPeaASMR February 11, 2018

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bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 19, 2022

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Muffin Puss

(Noun)

muhf-in-poos

A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.

That's the dirty meaning at least...

Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?

James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!

by www.MuffinPuss.com August 01, 2022

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