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nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.
Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.
by thekbird November 6, 2020
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Troll Muffin

1.) An incrdebly attractive man!

2.) A nickname for someone you like/Love!.

Or

3.) Someone you can't stand
He's such a troll muffin 😍
by Amber143420 June 17, 2018
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muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have
man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!
by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020
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Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.
by megan the millionare September 26, 2011
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muffin

Muffin is a replace for fuck, but way worse. Don't every say muffin out of context or it will get you in trouble.
"Give me all of your money" Robber said to me
"What the muffin!" I replied
by coochiewomen February 18, 2021
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portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 7, 2021
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Slut muffin

Usually an insault in which a woman is being called a slut or a whore, but has recently been taken in a completly different direction by many youngsters of today, it is now commonly used as a synonim for good. Depending on the context is wether or not its an insault or a compliment.
For num. 1 "God, Jill's slept with every guy at this school but me, shes such a slut muffin."

For num. 2 "Woah, Rachel your looking pretty slut muffin today."
by Ratjar99 February 19, 2014
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