horse mouth bitch

yo mouth look like a horse . and yo ass talk to much like stfu sometimes nigga

" you horse mouth bitch you talk to much "
" ok and yo ass let out to much shit fat ass bitch stop eating"

by . Korvencii December 7, 2021

Mouth Mullet

A 'Mouth Mullet' is a much better term than 'Goatee'- Sounds like a Pomi taking the piss, while telling your girl to teabag his balls after deepthroating his peanut.

Ah, I like your Mouth Mullet... flickit...

by NETnDOOS March 24, 2022

Al Bar Mouth Syndrome

When someone always seems to have their mouth open. On going occurance can lead to lock jaw and the possibility off excessively large objects being swallowed.

john-paul: "hey dude whys that girl always got her mouth open?"
Patrice: "Ahh man shes got Al Bar mouth syndrome. she just can't close her mouth."

by loubear69 April 25, 2011

Cotton Mouth Killer

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.

Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."

by Javisst June 2, 2017

cocaine mouth trade

When you put a little coke on your mouth and kiss someone to share it.

Dude i did the cocaine mouth trade with Lauren she was geekin

by Fiends101 January 23, 2019

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

flap mouthed

When you eat so much pussy you start to taste like salmon

Girlfriend: You’ve been kind of flap mouthed but we haven’t had sex?
You: Uhhhh

by SwollenCuntFlaps December 4, 2017