Jake paul- that one person who thinks he can do anything but to others(who he doesn't pay to say he is great) is a totall loser and is probably worse for you brain than cocain and meth combined.
you are Jake paul... just kidding to one is as stupid as him unless you are a jake pauler meaning you need to be sent to a mental hospitall
by KsimonForLife September 8, 2020

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
by beanebabeabebabenabdsandkjblds June 8, 2021

When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.
This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live
who thinks he's good.
This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live
who thinks he's good.
by brainsofgod October 20, 2010

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
by CheifLarge March 2, 2023
