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Jake Paul

Jake paul- that one person who thinks he can do anything but to others(who he doesn't pay to say he is great) is a totall loser and is probably worse for you brain than cocain and meth combined.
you are Jake paul... just kidding to one is as stupid as him unless you are a jake pauler meaning you need to be sent to a mental hospitall
by KsimonForLife September 8, 2020
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Jake

A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
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Jake

Guy 1: this guys is so bad at 100m fly
Guy2: must be jake
by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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Jake

"Jake" is used when referring to someone you respect very much. It could mean an aristocrat. This can be extremely offensive if used sarcastically or in a similar way.
Ezra: Wow he's being such a Jake, Ruben!
Ruben: Yeah, that guy is a MAJOR Jake!
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Jake My Snane

When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.

This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live

who thinks he's good.
I went to the club and I met this girl and she jake my snane alll night long.
by brainsofgod October 20, 2010
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Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
by CheifLarge March 2, 2023
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