Straight thro

Cool, awesome, rad, neat, stupendous, insanely amazing, undeniably pimp, off the hook (chain, hizzle, etc.) tight, krunk, kicking incomprehensible amounts of ass, the greatest thing EVER.

"Dude, that band Broadmoore is straight thro!"

by Geoffrey Blair January 15, 2004

Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.

Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

unforgivably straight

Listens to multiple Eminem songs on a regular basis

Daffy Duck: what are you listening to?
Donald Duck: Eminem

Daffy Duck: that is unforgivably straight

by Daffy08 December 16, 2022

Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

Straight-y

Have you ever met a guy that claims to be straight but acts super gay?? That's a straight-y!

"Omg, the straight-ys think they're everything."
"I'm not gay," they say!

by Blue_Moon15 April 18, 2022