Tea

When you have extreme beef with someone and you want to talk shit to your friends, you refer to it as tea.

“The tea today is piping hot.”
“SPILL THE TEA HUNNIIII”

by Tea.queen.17 July 2, 2018

Tea

Abbachio's piss in a teapot/tea cup

Giorno wanted to drink tea but the greedy jellyfish in his tooth absorbed all of it

by Pearlaid June 3, 2022

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

Lip Tea

Chew Spit

Dude your coke bottles full of lip tea!

by Reverend Whitechocolate N. May 5, 2009

Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.

Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?

by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017

bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

tea buddies

a tea buddy is someone you spill tea(gossip) with, and value dearly. all tea is confidential and no matter the seriousness of it, may not be shared with the outside world.

*two tea buddies spillin some hot tea*
shan : "I gotz the tea."
ky : "ouhhh sister spill"

by ShandaAwesome January 1, 2019