"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018
Get the Sausage sockmug. The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats
by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023
Get the Black Sockmug. A sleepover:
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
Get the sock phonemug. by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019
Get the Sock Cuckermug. by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019
Get the Ramen Sockmug. Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-
Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"
Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"
by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012
Get the Sock Disrespectmug. When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push
by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025
Get the Mormon sock stompmug.