Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

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husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband

jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »

by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022

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White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.

John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.

by anonymous March 2, 2022

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Super sized forehead

Somebody with an extra large forehead.
Opposite of Under sized forehead

Person 1: Look at that forehead!
Person 2: I know right! It´s Super sized forehead!!
The forehead kid: Lemme snatch yo´ forehead!
The kid getting made fun of: Lemme snatch yo search history!
The class: Oh...God......

by C a m d a m a n (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ March 15, 2022

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