Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

Straight

A word that shuld never be used by people that have names beginning with S and M. Ie Stephen or Michelle <---- What a bunch of queers.

As the rule goes blokes that have first names that begin with S and M are seriously lacking genes required to be staight and appear to be obviously gay.
"Look at Steven what an Ass Bandit"

by Wax November 17, 2004

straight game

Keepn it real with tha up-to-down gangsta generation n stayn alive everyday by hustlin.

Dayumn Tyron , new kid on the d-block got straight game.I copped a phat dyme piece from him!

by Mike Bizzle April 24, 2007

Straight White Shark

A play on the predatory Great White Shark.
Typically a straight white male, business student, rapist - repulsed by progressive thoughts.

A straight boy, but meaner

This straight white shark was shouting at the bar.

by sour-isms January 21, 2017

Super Straight

People who idenitfy as Super Straight dont want to fuck custom pussy or plastic dicks (transgenders), their pride month is december, and they don’t use pronouns and they are not associated with LGTVQ+, their flag is ⬛️🟧

Jessica/ACAB/BLM/KAM: OMG ur such a 🤩transphobic🤩

Mark: Wtf? i just don’t date trans, i am super straight

by SuperStraight Guy March 6, 2021

Uber Super Straight

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.

Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.

by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021

Straight thuggn it yo lik a ghetto princess

Straight thuggn it yo lik a ghetto princess is a term to show how you appreciate someone for who they are.

your friend who is chill, she is a ghetto princess, and she puts it down chill

by mikey the white boy September 29, 2004