Fucking pants

Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".

It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.

I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.

All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!

by Bog ding October 3, 2016

Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011

Pin Pants

When someone hates you, they just want to put pins in your pants.

"Hey, Pin Pants! " said Steve

by howiseverythingtakenonurbanDic December 8, 2022

pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.

My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.

by twiddles888 March 30, 2021

pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 7, 2010

pants beer

when someone pours beer on their junk for no apparent reason

“let’s have a beer”
“no let’s have a pants beer”

* pours beer on their junk*

by maya with the papayas December 9, 2023

pants fire

Bumping uglies with your britches on for an extended period of time. Dry humping.

I’ve got blue balls because all we did was set a pants fire on her couch.

by LtDangle069 November 10, 2020