fussy pants

An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.

Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!

by Donnie Kay December 10, 2021

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

Troll pants

A phrase said when you discover a village of tight panted trolls while walking through the forest of moccasin breath

Guy one: is that an angel baby?
Guy two: no that’s his dance moves
Ricky Bobby: nah nigga that’s a troll in troll pants

by I 💔 dilfs November 21, 2021

STINKY wiggle poopy pants

Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute

You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU

by anonymous October 14, 2020

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014

jimmy jam pimp pants

the pimpiest of pimps among the pimpy gods

james is the REAL jimmy jam pimp pants

by literallyricky November 24, 2022