Ninja Nights

When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.

Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.

by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

Ninja

Famous Fortnite player that made the game more played, played with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju. He also used to play PUBG, and makes $500,000 a MONTH playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Bro did you see Ninja's new YouTube video? He got 29 kills in a solo-squad!!!

by iDoodle Ant May 16, 2018

Ninja

you kiss your mother with that mouth

The Ninja Says: TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT. HAHAHAHA..SA..HAHAHAH. YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH.

by Sp00pD0gg May 16, 2019

Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja

A Show From Disney XD that is in desperate need of a third season

The Story of This Show deserves A Proper Conclusion Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja Already has a big Following we need to prove to the higher ups that people want to third season

by ChrisBlakk January 18, 2023

Ninja

A fortnite sweat who always plays fortnite but still somehow has a wife

Omg i just killed ninja in fortnite battle royale

by D1fortniter lol October 2, 2018

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025