My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023

Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

Dad

Someone whos a good lad

My dads a good lad

by :)()()()()() December 7, 2017

Frost Dad

a man who was kicked in the head and abandoned by there mother also a bit unstable and sucks at valorant

frost dad is on my team so we lost

by DietMtnDewKing April 4, 2025

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 4, 2025