dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017

Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.

Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.

by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022

Blog Brain

When an individual who maintains a blog has too many ideas or too much to share that he/she feels overwhelmed.

After spending a day people watching at the mall, I felt as though I had blog brain with all of the things that I wanted to comment on seeing/hearing.

by AnAsianAngel June 18, 2012

brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011

Brain Cable

Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place

Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!

by GH27 April 7, 2023

brain buddy

Tho people call each other this when they have a sexual background.

"Whats up, Brain buddy?"
"Stop you can't let people know we fucked."

by meltedSourpatchkids July 13, 2021